with explosive ammo u should aim for the feet seems to do more damage gg though

Seems Texas Red was tired, he had such a busy day,
So the Ranger started leaving, 'bout to go out on his way.
Caught a glimpse into the kitchen, saw the flames and nearly flipped,
The situation spooked the Ranger with the Big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.

"It's Aurora Borealis" said the Outlaw, desperately.
But this didn't quell the Ranger, now he wants to look and see.
Texas Red denied the question, and he went and took a trip,
To bid farewell to the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip
Help, heeelp!
Help, heeelp!
He bid farewell to the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.

The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to eat,
Texas Red came out with burgers, and he made them seem a treat.
But the Ranger wasn't fooled for he was promised his "Steamed Clams",
But the Outlaw had convinced him that he'd really said "Steamed Hams".
Really said "Steamed Hams".

Wasn't long before the story was Outlined by Texas Red,
Seems that "Steamed Hams" is a bit of slang from the Outlaw's dialect.
So the Ranger took a bite and saw the Outlaw's foolish slip,
"It's grilled!" Out cried the ranger with the Big Iron on his hip.
Big Iron on his hip.

Now the Ranger's in the Kitchen, and it's plain for him to see,
There is smoke inside the oven,
And the Outlaw's getting free.
Thinking quickly, Red assured him that "Steamed Clams" he had prepared,
And this seemed to please the Ranger, for he left for cleaner air.
Left for cleaner air.

In the Kitchen, smoke was comin' from the oven in the room.
Red's roast was burning up on fire and the oven was its tomb.
"Oh egads, my roast is ruined!" Said the youth of twenty-four,
But across the road there happened to have been a fast-food store.
Been a fast food store.

It was early in the morning when he rode to Red's front door.
The doorbell started ringing, to which Red could not ignore.
So the Outlaw started runnin', but he made one fatal slip,
In his haste to meet the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.