"If only you knew how ba(se)d things really are."

...

"All we had was a crayon and a bulldozer—"
- Asuka

"Cooper my ****a, go long."
- Basketfall 2

"Thankfully for us though, napalm is an equal opportunity employer, and uh... there are a lot of positions open right now."
- Max0r

"...So does that mean whatever comes out of the "food nipple" is Unggoy-slop?"

"'Hanging since December?' Ugh, f*ck this gay Earth."
- RSP

"Don't play with sh*t if you can't handle the smell."
- Randall Thymes

"MF walked out of the stone age, smiling."
- Lt. Gasimov

"Wipe my tears with the deagle, blow my nose with some racks."
- unknown

"No ♥♥♥♥, no balls, and probably no butthole, either—"
- Azrael

"This ****a really think he's Silence of the Lambs"

"We'll get out of this probably in 45 minutes. So sit down, pack a pipe—pack a crack pipe, smoke crack, and um—"
- Sam Hyde

"She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle."
- Dracula Flow

"You are such a f*cking philistine, Raiden."
- the dog, upon being asked what it doing

"I like to eat ass, in a tongue-in-cheek manner."
- vtb

"You can take the dog out of the mf, but you can't take the mf out of the dog."

"Can a woman drop a tactical nuke on a hard target—yea get tf outta here."
- Lt. Gasimov

"After all, Marx said, 'Cthulhu swims slowly, but he always swims left.'"
- JrEg

"Send that goofy lil n*g to Yahweh, ya heard?"
- Winston Churchill, authorizing the British-trained Czechoslovak commandos to commence assassination of Hitler, 1943

"In the middle east, the "debate" begins on the rooftops and ends on the ground floor."
- MEMRI