"MF came out of the stone age smiling."
-That was I. That was me. That was the author of this book.

"It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me."
-U.S Foreign Policy

"We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you."
-Dracula Flow 3

"Stay Losing, Stay Stupid"
-You

"Them's the breaks."
-Shinji Ikari explaining his lapse of judgement at the hospital

"Bleeding out epic Bianca style my ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-Robot

"A (jet) fighter is hunting us, and I am afraid that my (nose) gunner has gender dysphoria."
-Isabel Fall

"I get that you like to bait and generally foster no quality discussion, but please get something that's better in the future, or at least kill yourself."
-Sage

"You've seen weaponized autism, now you get to see the trigger pulled."
-Adolf Galland, before flying the Me 262

"By Allah, behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my shoe."
-Memri TV

"You wanna get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' face throttled?"
-Mark McGrath after being called 'Sugar Gay'

"Like a shark in a fishbowl."
-Lisfiz