💥 Top fragger on the map, bottom fragger in life.
💣 Planting bombs with the precision of a pro, but defusing them like I forgot the code.
👀 Got hit by so many flashbangs, I’m legally blind but spiritually enlightened.
🔫 My aim is like The Rock – rock solid... until I actually start shooting.
🧠 200 IQ plays, 2 IQ execution.
😎 If you see me on your team, just know I’m carrying… but probably the bomb to the wrong site.