its been a long time coming but let me tell you... this person right here? scum. cheats at everything, gaming? cheater. dating? cheater. murdering? cheater. but heres the kicker this person has been doing nothing but cheating in everything. and let me tell you aint no winning for cheaters... that being said...

wanna go for a beer?

Well, well, well, what do have we here? Another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ neckbeard (most likely yuro) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the place with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You picked the wrong night to ♥♥♥♥ around, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I've just texted the mod (we're friends IRL) about this profile, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. I'm also going to report this profile (for safety measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the Steam IRC channel, and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, I'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing Gabe about the matter personally. I'm tired of you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you want on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ videogame profiles. It's time for you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get a reality check, because this ♥♥♥♥ won't fly for much longer. Prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of ♥♥♥♥. Your days are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ numbered.

You damn ♥♥♥♥♥, I work for the military and I can have you deported you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid. I'm have a phd in reasoning and will convince the government to get you ugly ass put in mexican, THAT'S RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥... MEXICO! This will be your last day in this country. Try and stop me, I dare you. See you in hell kid!

I just reported this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reply, which is kind of funny, since I am a janitor. That's right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don't need to report ♥♥♥♥, but I thought I would in this case just so you know how bad you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.
As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, I actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and I are good friends so he regularly bans the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I run across on 4chan. He also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so I can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal ♥♥♥♥ in these log files which are currently up on my screen.
You picked the wrong board to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is the end of you.

You are one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeky ♥♥♥♥, mate. I swear I am going to wreck you; I swear on my mum's life. And I know you are a scared little ♥♥♥♥♥ getting your mates to send me messages, saying you don't meet up, because you are some big bastard with muscles. HA. So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad, mate, really sad just shows what a scared lil' gay boy you are. And if you got the balls to find me--you little cheeky prick--see if you can step up, lil' queer.

I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.