Recent reviews by Juabloh

everyone I cared for is dead.

BRAWLA

Best game ever, no contest. Any other genre is ♥♥♥♥. Paunch is a zeitgeist that will be remembered through history as the most revolutionary free thinking piece of media known to man.

>Started as King of Leon
>The next century would be known for the backstabbing and incest
>Finally control all of Iberia after hundreds of Holy Wars
>Rule with an Iron fist and squash anyone who opposes me
>There was never a year of peace in my realm, but every ruler would be famous for their devotion to the faith and their grand feasts/hunts
>Dynasty is a household name, on of the strongest and respected in all of Europe
>Ruler dies of Small Pox
>"Ok set back, but I still have my-"
>New ruler dies of the plague
>Empire is inherited by a infirm drawf from England all because my daughter wouldn't ♥♥♥♥ her husband

10/10 would waste another 14 hours of my life again

My daughter, as a 8 year old child, murdered my 14 year old heir in his sleep. Rumors spread around the kingdom that she was unholy, and "possessed" by the anti christ, obvious heresey you'd think. Unfourtunatly no. As a young king, I decided to dabble in the art of satanic worship to kill off some of my unruly vassals, this brought demons into my life, ones I was not prepared to deal with.
Instead of banishing my unholy daughter it forced me to get into satansim again, as i progressed through the ranks, my fellow brethren and I decided to invoke a satan inorder to demand the demon to leave, satan did make the demon leave, but he decided to posses my daughter instead, and that's how my ruler became the anti christ, son of sam. She was feard throughout Europe and would sacrafice and eat anyone who opposed her.
This is an amazing game filled with amazing stories

Overall Rating 2/10
Had to pay $100+ to get features that should've been in the base game ♥♥♥♥ you paradox

The most thought out, breathtaking game to date, highly recommend if you haven't played this game you haven't lived.

Made a friend, laughed, loved, lost, then a mounted gun tore him to shreds

10/10 I'll never forget you Josh

I'm stuck on a boss Sans and I want to kms he's so hard but i love every second of it

10/10 would convert to communism again