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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 60.3 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Jan, 2019 @ 2:16pm
Updated: 18 Jan, 2019 @ 7:08am

This game is a breath of fresh air in today's problematic era of anime girls with unrealistic breast sizes that make me feel uncomfortable. I relate heavily to the main character, Alex, a man who suffers from excessively poor testosterone, and a protagonist on the level of Max from Life is Strange.
However, this game has a fatal flaw; it has too few PoC. As a responsible parent, I believe that my wife's son deserves games where he can play a game and be amazed that there are people who share his skin color, instead of the overly-white population that exists in the game currently that would disgust our founding fathers.
I can safely say that this game is almost as bad as the orange man. 10/10, goes well with my Soylent, rent don't buy

UPDATE: There ARE PoC in this game, but by the time I reached that point, Jamal took my computer to pawn it off.
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98 Comments
:) 8 Apr @ 12:39pm 
gemmy
HYDE 18 Feb, 2022 @ 6:52pm 
Good man. Remember, having sex makes you stop hating women and minorities.
don quixote 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58pm 
You fool, my eternal virginity and crippling loneliness protects me from all STDs, including AIDS.
HYDE 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49pm 
You might have AIDS. Granted, there's no connection between your favorite games and your possibly having AIDS, it's just possible.
don quixote 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm 
What if I like the game BECAUSE it's dogshit?
HYDE 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:49pm 
To anyone who agrees that this game is dogshit yet supports Bethesda products like nuDoom 2; congratulations, you're still part of the problem.
Ahab 10 Oct, 2019 @ 1:26pm 
Rip. Good thing I never bought it. :P
HYDE 10 Oct, 2019 @ 1:24pm 
Because this is my most popular review and I'm so fucking mad that my Heartbeat review was censored
Ahab 10 Oct, 2019 @ 1:20pm 
why did you feel inclined to say that over here though?
HYDE 10 Oct, 2019 @ 5:28am 
Reminder that if you bought Heartbeat because the dev spoke out against trannies, and/or because Metokur told you so, you're part of the problem