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Hey, do you like sports? Also, did you used to be a baby?
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Is your profile private to your friends? Are you a complete jerkface? If you can answer "NO SIREE BOB" to both those questions, then take advantage of this limited time offer* and friend away.

*Offer not actually for a limited time. That was just for dramatic effect. Forgive me. Also, "No siree Bob" sure is fun to say, you should try it.

Bonus if you tend to pay attention to the activity feed and say nice things about my occasional screenshots and/or my occasional new haircut. Also, offers of booze are a big plus.

Did I friend you out of the blue? Frightened and confused? It's going to be okay, we'll get through this together - you can even hold my hand, but stay the heck away from my bathing suit area. Please have a seat and take the time to read MY INCREDIBLY COMPLEX MULTI-STEP REASONING PROCESS. Here we go:

1) You said something that I thought was interesting/funny/kind/in praise of kittens/all of the above on the feed.
2) I took a look at your profile and decided I liked the cut of your gib.
3) Profit.

You'll see me on the feed or possibly your profile, saying incredibly witty and entertaining stuff with extreme regularity, and by that I mean posting an emoji of a thumbs up, or something along the lines of "hey, that's a pretty cool screenshot you've got going on over there".

But I'm not much of a chatter. I know it, you know it, Oprah knows it. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVEN JUSTIN FREAKING BIEBER KNOWS IT. I'll rarely engage in that aforementioned activity unless we've gotten to know each other rather well. I might require a platonic back rub first, or at least dinner. Frankly, I prefer to let my dance moves do the talking.

And fo shizzle, if you send me chat messages while I'm in game, or randomly send links to some potentially unsavory location, then it's entirely possible I will decide you are a very silly person indeed, and may even frown in your general direction. Harsh, but fair, I think.

I'm not a big trader - which is not a commentary on my weight but rather the infrequency with which I trade - but nonetheless fair trade offers are welcome. Again, not as welcome as booze, but you know what I mean.

I also generally don't join groups, but will always take a look. Cause I know that folks put a lot of work into these things. PLUS IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED. So feel free to invite. I probably won't accept, but please don't take it personally - it's not you, it's me. Also, those jeans really don't make your butt look fat.

Is that it? I think that's it. I hope you have a swell day. Go crazy, baby boars!
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Like its predecessor Limbo, Inside is a simple to control puzzle platformer where you guide an extremely athletic but rather fragile young boy through a perilous world towards an unknown goal, with every success likely interspersed with frequent, and sometimes horrific, deaths. But as enjoyable as Limbo was to play, Inside is simply better.

The setting is more interesting - dystopian factories, control rooms, laboratories in the midst of conducting bizarre experiments, ruined buildings, flooded underwater sections, and a handful of outdoor areas, all filled with weird, creepy, and occasionally stunning visuals, creatures, characters, and events. The puzzles hit that sweet spot of requiring contemplation and experimentation, but not requiring a walkthough, and it's thoroughly satisfying to walk into a new area, initially without a clue as to how to proceed, but then with a lever pull here, or a crate move there, have things slowly fall into place (sometimes literally) until suddenly it all makes sense and you can move on. There's a few timing-based puzzles that can get a bit frustrating, but they're nothing more than a minor negative, and are more than balanced out by some truly creative ones. Like Limbo, Inside's world is primarily black and white, but the graphical style is superior, with many areas featuring an incredible visual depth, and detailed, well-populated backgrounds. Your young avatar might be limited to moving in a 2D plane, but Inside's inhabitants are not, and sometimes a character off in the distance who initially seems like nothing more than interesting window dressing will unexpectedly rush forward to pose a significant threat. And the various character animations are excellent, particularly towards the end of the game.

And what an ending it is. Inside starts out good, gets REALLY good, and then the last half an hour is simply some of the most enjoyable, memorable gameplay I can recollect. It's all backed by a great story too, but one that's told without a single line of dialogue or written text - everything is left to your interpretation. It's the kind of game you'll find yourself thinking about after finishing, or hunting down fan theories to try to determine what the heck you just experienced. There's a brief alternate ending that can be unlocked as well, and while it's not especially impressive by itself, it certainly will supply some serious fodder to the theorists.

I expected Inside to be a solid puzzle platformer, but it's more than that, and has become one of my favorite games of 2016. If you liked Limbo, if you're a fan of the genre, or simply want to play a good, interesting, different kind of game, I highly recommend it. The only caveat is that for a game that will likely take you about six hours to complete, the current $20 dollar price tag might be off-putting. But I for one found it well worth it.
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Wyvern-of-the-Rising-Sun 31 de out. às 10:53 
As every Year on this day a special Greeting:
H A P P Y W Y V E R N W E E N ! ! !
Have a spoooooky Day!
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Jonesy 4 de jun. às 14:12 
Thank you to whoever gave the profile award!
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Wyvern-of-the-Rising-Sun 31 de mar. às 12:45 
I´m wishing you a strong and happy Easter.
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Have a Wonderfull Time. :-)
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Peace and joy to you and your family this Christmas
Talana 💃 22 dez. 2023 às 8:09 
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'|田田 |門| ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛˚ • 。 Dear J.
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May you be blessed
With the spirit of Christmas,
which is peace,
The gladness of Christmas,
which is hope,
And the heart of Christmas,
which is love."
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