Jitterty 的 POSTAL 2 成就進度

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 2:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 2:39

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 3 日下午 11:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 5 日上午 3:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 6:17

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 14 日上午 5:46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 3:24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 3 日上午 12:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 1:07

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 6:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 5 日上午 3:59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 5 日上午 6:37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 30 日下午 10:35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 13 日下午 10:53

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 12:57

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 12:44

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 3:35

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 5 日上午 7:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 3:31

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 3:19

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 5:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 30 日下午 8:50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 6:03

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 3 日上午 6:51

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 12:48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 6:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 13 日下午 11:58

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 3 日上午 6:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 3:06

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 30 日下午 11:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 30 日下午 11:04

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 5 日上午 3:43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 2 日上午 2:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 4 日上午 12:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 14 日下午 10:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

解鎖於 2021 年 11 月 30 日下午 10:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 12 日上午 7:38

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 13 日下午 11:04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 14 日上午 12:19

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 14 日上午 6:18

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 15 日上午 3:06

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 12 日上午 7:25

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 13 日下午 11:37

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

解鎖於 2021 年 12 月 14 日上午 12:17

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,685 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

11 / 30