Progreso de Jitterty en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 2:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 2:39

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2021 a las 23:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2021 a las 3:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 6:17

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Se desbloqueó el 14 DIC 2021 a las 5:46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 3:24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2021 a las 0:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 1:07

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 6:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2021 a las 3:59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2021 a las 6:37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 30 NOV 2021 a las 22:35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 13 DIC 2021 a las 22:53

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 0:57

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 0:44

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 3:35

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2021 a las 7:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 3:31

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 3:19

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 5:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 30 NOV 2021 a las 20:50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 6:03

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Se desbloqueó el 3 DIC 2021 a las 6:51

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 0:48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 6:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 13 DIC 2021 a las 23:58

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 3 DIC 2021 a las 6:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 3:06

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 30 NOV 2021 a las 23:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 30 NOV 2021 a las 23:04

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2021 a las 3:43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2021 a las 2:11

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2021 a las 0:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 14 DIC 2021 a las 22:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 30 NOV 2021 a las 22:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 12 DIC 2021 a las 7:38

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 13 DIC 2021 a las 23:04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 14 DIC 2021 a las 0:19

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 14 DIC 2021 a las 6:18

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 15 DIC 2021 a las 3:06

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 12 DIC 2021 a las 7:25

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 13 DIC 2021 a las 23:37

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 14 DIC 2021 a las 0:17

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,685 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

11 / 30