Hey you're listed as Jack's Emergency Contact. This is the KuckBoy Hospital. I'm Nurse Ratchet, your uhhh "granndson" suffered severe scarring from sexual assault via a dolphin at SeaWorld. Please come pick him up, he won't stop saying "Kappa" and making ooga booga noises in the ICU.

just wanted to let you know that jack challenged you to a game of 1-on-1 pickup basketball please be ready to bring the heat

I was curious about what your steam looked like o-o this

Do you need a drink?

chicken.

+ rep Very Nice and Quick