♥♥♥♥ dude i cant believe you let the aliens take you like that bro. i was crying as i was looking through the spaceship window with my Nadfinder 69000 high-powered telescope (i went to harvard for telescopes i know what im doing) and i saw you in there on the table. i was like oh ♥♥♥♥ dude they really about to do it to you but the thing was you were smiling and then this real big alien walked into the room with tentacle hands. bro ive never seen you get so excited, last time i saw you that ecstatic was that time when you dunked on little timmy and slapped him with the sack attack that sent him home crying to granny gumjobs. i wasnt sure about what happened next cause the spaceship windows got super foggy. im guessing you pulled out your martial arts prowess (we did muay thai in boy scouts) took the ship and went to their home planet. maybe you found some banging alien hoes or something. anyways im chilling making hot cocoa and smores in the streets of manhattan if you wanna hmu

That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff butter. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥. 'Cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥ I'd be broke 'Cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥.

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take 'em. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers. Welcome to the cream kingdom, ♥♥♥♥♥. Open up! My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson. Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Steven Wallace. I have seen the Magna Carta. I've seen the Eye of Hora. I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type 1 civilization. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. Step the wrong way and you will perish.

I'm movin' different. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog. I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' Symbiotes. Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I'm on 12 Vicodin smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. We smokin' Sequoia banshee boogers. We snortin' that good buffalo soldier tamarind Jordanian jimmies. They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him. We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowin' the lord's bubbles. I'm sick in the head. I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs. I'm on them Georgetown Gеronimos, I'm on them Nashville Nibblers. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways. I'm high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' kill you! Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix because I'm in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can't get out.

bro i watched this guy suck a PENIS right in front of my eyes but damn like i was impressed he literally sucked the venom right out of it because there was a snake bite on it and the penis belong ed to Obama's cousin so he like had to save him you know and yeah i know obamas cousin no big deal but damn this guy really sucked the penis like a true master of the art i think he was kinda into it but i dont judge i also voted for obama and know his cousin we hit the hoe house a couple times but yeah great penis master here proud of him always hope hes still on them penises dont let that talent go to waste man for real

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