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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 6 Nov, 2017 @ 5:51pm

BEST. GAME. EVER.

Playtime: < 10 min

I feel compelled to write a review for a game that has surpassed my expectations and wildest imagination in less than 10 minutes.

Controls <-- AMAZING.

I think this is the best feature of this game. You basically control the policeman but this game makes even this part fun. Basically the policeman walk in any direction except the one you want him to move to. Not only does this make the game more fun but it’s a challenge that I love. Obviously I have 0 value for my time. The devs are geniuses.

Graphics <-- IMPECCABLE

The devs really spent endless hours perfecting the graphics in this game. The result: you can tell the difference between your characters and the bad guys! I didn't even have to wear my eye glassless for this one.

Storyline <-- IMMERSIVE

This game is so well written and thought out that it will make you want to buy a gun in real life and shoot yourself just to forget you ever played it.

If the 3 reasons aren't good enough to convince you to buy this game then you probably shouldn't.

~Proud owner of the worst game on steam.
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4 Comments
Rain 8 Dec, 2017 @ 1:47pm 
@cam girl yeah, I wouldn't be so confused now if you weren't a girl.
but yes, review is amazing. needs a bit more salt by the end, though.
Mati 6 Nov, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
lol
sixthcavalier 6 Nov, 2017 @ 6:09pm 
You will not believe it! After reading this reviw, my penis gre about 10 inches!
larci 6 Nov, 2017 @ 5:52pm 
4th reason. I bought it for you.