J2T
JJ   Australia
 
 
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJt3BitjzEMozJAMj02x3rQ
Discord: https://discord.gg/gKZtSG8

I dreamt I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.
I once had a job at a calendar factory. I got sacked because I took a few days off.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
A clown just held a door open for me. What a nice jester
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four they would be chicken sedans.
Doctor, doctor... I'm convinced I'm a character from the musical Grease. Tell me more, tell me more.
Why does the cemetery have a gate? Because people are dying to get in.
Jokes about communism are only funny when everyone gets them.
What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.
Favorite Game
PC
Specs:
GPU: Gigabyte GeForce RTX 3080 Ti Gaming OC 12GB
CPU: I9-7900X
Ram: 16 GB G.SKILL Trident Z 2400MHz
Motherboard: ASUS ROG Rampage VI Apex
SSD: Samsung 860 PRO 512GB & Samsung 970 EVO Plus NVMe SSD 2TB
PSU: Corsair RM1000i 1000W 80 Plus Gold
Case: Phanteks Enthoo Pro Tempered Glass Black
HardDrive: Seagate Barracuda 4TB
CPU Water Cooler: Corsair Hydro Series H100i 240mm

Games Ranked:
1 Assassins Creed Odyssey
2 Red Dead Redemption 2
3 Cyberpunk 2077
4 Star Wars Battlefront 2
5 Portal 2
Pascal Swirl 3 Aug, 2021 @ 2:41am 
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime
HoneyDwarf 15 May, 2019 @ 5:03am 
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HoneyDwarf 15 May, 2019 @ 5:01am 
indeed D I C KHEAD:gmod::A::Y:
J2T 15 May, 2019 @ 5:00am 
Tragic
HoneyDwarf 27 Jul, 2018 @ 6:12pm 
once upon a time there was a man named bob.
Bob was a funny




he died...
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