So first to clear things up, I'm a teenage girl (not a guy, not gay) and have a strong crush on 23-year old Iosif Stalin. I mean, he is smoking hot. Is it just me or do other people also think that way? All my friends disagree when I show them his photo and ask whether he is hot. I almost feel like I'm in love with this guy, and it just depresses me that he died a long time ago (64 years already!), and it's been 116 years since he was 23. When I had crush on other guys I always had a hope that maybe at one point I'll talk to them, but in this case that's completely impossible which makes me sad. Sometimes when I try to sleep I suddenly think of his face and it just stays there for a long time before I actually fall asleep. During the day I occasionally find myself trying to picture him in real life. It's almost scary because I basically have a crush on a dead person. What should I do about this?

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.