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Not Recommended
8.1 hrs last two weeks / 1,756.9 hrs on record (233.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 Aug, 2015 @ 10:55am

CS:GO Review
This game...
Now, let's be clear before I start the review. I've been a veteran player since 1.5, and have always loved Counter-Strike for the tactical gameplay and the ultimate 4v4 game. But when I stumbled upon CS:GO all that changed, and not in a good way. I started one match of Competitive and guess what? Russians, russians, russians and oh more russians! I mean, I get that we all come from different parts of the world, but the russian community is straight up ♥♥♥♥. However, I continue on with the game with my "CS 1.6 HEADSHOT ONETAP" mentality, but that quickly changes. I start my first match on the map Inferno and recognize myself instantly. And so the handgun round goes pretty smooth, I get 1 - 2 kills and we win by rushing up B. NEXT ROUND, I get enough money to buy myself the legendary deegz (All hail the legendary player, Deegz) and start ghosting B. I see one guy trying to bunnyjump towards our spawn from mid and I quickly pop him. And I mean, the game is going good so far. I'm enjoying the graphics, atmosphere, Hitbox, models, you name it! Okey, so now were aproaching the the third round and I buy myself the AK-47. I rush up bombsite A and spot one CT. I try to burst the guy but my shots just go offroad for some reason. However, I misssed my shots and return back to B. In a snap I realise that all my teammates are dead, how? Still to this day I don't know. Yeah, so I start walking towards B and these russian Kids start shouting and talking smack in russian. I know that they're talking smack, because I know what "CYKA BLYAT" means. Right after he said that some douchebag comes runnin' and stab me. The match turns into ♥♥♥♥ and I lose all hope of winning. When we're at the last round (It's 16 - 12 to the enemy) we lose by being straight up humiliated by some dude with the scout. Of course I get that all matches aren't good, but I've playin' since the game came out and I still get matched with either trolls or some ♥♥♥♥ noobs trying to run the deagle.

CONS
- ♥♥♥♥ community
- Russians apparently don't know english
- The guns are just ♥♥♥♥ some times
- The deagle sucks d**k
- Teammates flaming
- I always end up flaming my teammates because they flame me

PROS
- NONE
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