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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 69.0 hrs on record (51.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Nov, 2016 @ 1:47pm

this game has a bunch of glitches.
some don't work at 60fps! some only work at 60fps!

totally not writing this review for steam sale badge thing.

so the plot in a nutshell
so this dude goes to save this girl.
he's amaerican, he goes to spain.
he has guns, stuff happens, you shoot not-zombies.
the not zombies were not created by an evil company, but by an evil religious dude.
objective: get the girl and get out.
you save the girl... maybe? up to you.
... you can actually shoot and kill her!

...

oh right the plot... uh...

my right hand comes off.

pew pew, jetski, a winner is you!

go buy it if you are interested in a game of this genre.

also... speedrunning it is fun!
if you use the ultimate pro strats you can beat it in under 2 hours.

this review should be garbage enough for the badge.
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3 Comments
JTeghius Kittius 24 Nov, 2016 @ 2:41pm 
to do very immersive and realistic speedrunning glitches
xZombieAlix 24 Nov, 2016 @ 8:13am 
I found this Review Very Helpful. I am Now considering buying this to Become an amaerican man who goes to spain to save a girl.
JTeghius Kittius 23 Nov, 2016 @ 1:47pm 
Mistyped American, and didn't use caps. ... meh