Name: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Age: Old Enough
Friends: 1 (Hammy)
Favorite Colour: Thermaltake Versa
Current Body Weight: Fat
Fav Emoji: 🖕
Fav Movie: Gooby, 2009
Fav Currency: Zloty

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X | CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D15 Chromax
GPU: PowerColor Red Devil RX6700 XT
Case: Be Quiet 802 White
RAM: Corsair Vengeance 3600mhz 32GB DDR4
MotherBoard: MSI MAG X570 TOMAHAWK
PSU: Gigabyte AORUS P850W
HardDrive: Seagate Barracuda 2TB
SSD: Crucial P1 1TB M.2 NVMe

Keyboard: ANNE PRO 2 Kahil Box Whites
Mouse: Logitech G PRO X Superlight White
Mousepad: Endgame Gear MPC1200 Mousepad Cordura 3XL
Headphones: Sennheiser HD 6XX

Born in Chernobyl, Ukraine 1980. I lived close to the reactor where I got a nice smell of nuclear fumes in the morning where the memes were fresh. 6 yrs later disaster strikes so I'm evacuated to Africa where I learn to make chocolate. 1990 I get put in the film Troll 2 what a great film with a 2.8 rating on IMDB and a whopping 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and I dare you to tell me a better movie. Now that I'm a world famous superstar I get moved to USA, in the middle of nowhere where I get dehydrated 3 days later. With amazing luck I get picked up by a 53 year old man without pants in his White Ford Transit. He gives me Candy and Sticky Milk until he gets caught by the cops after 7 years on the road. It's 1998 and the memes start to roll in and I manage to get a job at the World Trade Centre as the muffin boy on 87th floor. 2000 roles around and the world is obviously gonna end pretty soon technology will take over and iPods are gonna slit our throats. September 10th, 2001 having a pretty good day besides the fact of my awful hip so I think I might take the day off tomorrow. Oh and what y'know the Twin Towers were just demolished. 15 years later still the same old still the muffin boy now at Trump Tower. But now I live in Aussie Land the place of Furry Friends and Caramello Koalas and of course ♥♥♥♥ Internet. Now you're all caught i'm gonna have a spot of tea and memes.

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