Rich in spirits, Poor in decisions.

- Take me seriously.
- Take silver matchmaking seriously.
- Blame others for your losses.
- Play music over the mic.
- Give bad advice in hindsight.
- Rush as CT's and spend the entire game spectating and making passive-aggressive comments to the players who outlived you.
- Spout stale dead-horse memes like John Cena, Harambe, and Filthy Frank.
- Have extremely expensive skins even though you are literally silver three.
- Moan in voice chat after every death.
- Scream, "I SHOT HIM!" after every death.
- Yell "OH MY GOD, I LIT HIM 80!" after every death.
- Say things while spectating like, "he's to your left", "he's to your right", etc. Especially when it's extremely clear the spectated player can hear said enemies and is preparing to turn and fire without any input from others whatsoever.
- Ask for buys every round and throw tantrums when you get an MP7 and not an AWP.
- Instantly lash out at anyone who sounds like they're fifteen, rather than waiting to see what kind of player they are.
- Openly critique the skill of other players continuously while at the bottom of the scoreboard.
- Give commands to other players while dead and at the bottom of the scoreboard.
- Demand your AK be returned after I've picked it from your dead body following a round victory I was responsible for.
- Blame consistently ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprays on the lack of a warmup game.
- Sit far back with an AWP mid, long after bomb has been planted.
- Get picked mid by an AWP and continue peeking mid and dying every round.
- Sound and act like typical xbox live players circa 2010.
- Try and fail to bunny hop all game and die because of it.
- Take this list seriously and mention it ingame.