im suing you as my lawyer. and thats on skibidi rizz!

the bread you had wasn’t even that good. like yeah i ate the entire loaf including the bad and bread clip but that’s doesn’t prove ♥♥♥♥???? you’ll be hearing from MY lawyer

hey so uhhh im not sure how to say this? but ive kinda just been chilling on your fridge... for maybe a few weeks now? um and you ran out of food so um... might wanna get on that.

wesker peanits

i want wesker to wesker all over me and wesk me over and wesker me relentlessly, i want him to pull out his wesker and just start weskering in front of me

hey erm in around 30 minutes you will explode! my bad