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[ABR] Charlemagne 22 Jan, 2018 @ 6:54am 
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It started again, all it took was for the subway breeze to fondle the buttocks of a young woman who idled infront of me, molding it against her skin. As if a gun had burst into my face, the muzzle flashing in the peripherals of my eyes. And like a phantasmagoric dream, each vision of the surreal moment flashed against the dark backdrop from my memory, the sounds boomed against my skull like an 80s ghettoblaster shelling some run down neighborhood. The moment has become a deep seeded nightmare, an infection which returns after a short hibernation period. Then I was there... I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't control myself. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my boss in his arse. "Deeper senpai, deeper!" he cried. My hips beat up against his arse cheeks, the sound of our flesh tenderising under the violent force of our lust echoed. Sweat cascaded over my body, raining over his, seasoning his butt, the salty diamonds pearled down into his crack and onto the bed.
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[ABR] Charlemagne 22 Jan, 2018 @ 6:53am 
"Smack my fat ass!" he commanded. I obeyed almost instantly, robotic in motion at first. But soon they were in unisom, my hands began composing some primal rhythm on his hide. Like one that would be played by some African tribe engaged in a voodoo ritual. My wedding band flickered, its yellow rays, for a moment, sliced through the dark room, desperately trying to pull me out of the room and back into my wife's arms, but with no effect. My bosses commands became raging, I thrusted
He pursued with his butt.
I thrusted,
and he pursued.
The bed trembled, the springs cheered at the ecstacy filled display of two mad homosexuals communing with some demonic creature of the flesh. I tried to break away but he sucked me back in. I felt pale, like his arse was a casm, its force was unimaginable. Like some cosmic vortex it reduced all rebellious feelings to a dusty ruin.

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[ABR] Charlemagne 22 Jan, 2018 @ 6:53am 
Then he cried, "my butt is orgasming!", he squirmed. His whole body spasmed, his arms flailed like a spastic trying to hit a ball with an imaginary tennis racket.
The night faded, I feel the world swell and my knees tremble as the past event flies over me like a B52 bomber dropping napalm; I scream as I burn in the fire. Things get darker. As I pass out I remember what he last said to me; "I painted my number on your arse with my fantastic semen wand. I'll see you again my man... chk.. chk!" his face winking at me with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger.
Now whenever my wife and I fulfill our marriage obligations I vomit as I orgasm. Nothing will be the same again.
**Sad face**
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[ABR] Charlemagne 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
what would a woodchuck could chuck wood if a woodchuck got wood? Would he chuck or tug? The Answer that first comes to your mind quite possibly proves your gay!
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Manat 31 Aug, 2016 @ 3:14am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
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Lt. Don Draper 10 Jun, 2016 @ 12:46am 
Gay man here. I've seen a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥. There are a lot of ugly and weird looking ♥♥♥♥♥ in the world. Guys with small ♥♥♥♥♥ but bizarrely large balls. Guys with curved ♥♥♥♥♥. Guys with fat chubby short ♥♥♥♥♥. Guys with long pencil thin ♥♥♥♥♥.
Porn is like the Harry and David catalog of ♥♥♥♥♥. There's a lot of ugly pears that come off the tree and just get put in cans instead of gift boxes. You're only seeing the 10% of the world's best picture-perfect looking ♥♥♥♥♥. There's a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥ out there that frankly just don't look that good.
[ABR] Charlemagne 28 Apr, 2016 @ 8:44pm 
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Shax 19 Mar, 2016 @ 11:51pm 
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