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It started again, all it took was for the subway breeze to fondle the buttocks of a young woman who idled infront of me, molding it against her skin. As if a gun had burst into my face, the muzzle flashing in the peripherals of my eyes. And like a phantasmagoric dream, each vision of the surreal moment flashed against the dark backdrop from my memory, the sounds boomed against my skull like an 80s ghettoblaster shelling some run down neighborhood. The moment has become a deep seeded nightmare, an infection which returns after a short hibernation period. Then I was there... I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't control myself. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my boss in his arse. "Deeper senpai, deeper!" he cried. My hips beat up against his arse cheeks, the sound of our flesh tenderising under the violent force of our lust echoed. Sweat cascaded over my body, raining over his, seasoning his butt, the salty diamonds pearled down into his crack and onto the bed.
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"Smack my fat ass!" he commanded. I obeyed almost instantly, robotic in motion at first. But soon they were in unisom, my hands began composing some primal rhythm on his hide. Like one that would be played by some African tribe engaged in a voodoo ritual. My wedding band flickered, its yellow rays, for a moment, sliced through the dark room, desperately trying to pull me out of the room and back into my wife's arms, but with no effect. My bosses commands became raging, I thrusted
He pursued with his butt.
I thrusted,
and he pursued.
The bed trembled, the springs cheered at the ecstacy filled display of two mad homosexuals communing with some demonic creature of the flesh. I tried to break away but he sucked me back in. I felt pale, like his arse was a casm, its force was unimaginable. Like some cosmic vortex it reduced all rebellious feelings to a dusty ruin.

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Then he cried, "my butt is orgasming!", he squirmed. His whole body spasmed, his arms flailed like a spastic trying to hit a ball with an imaginary tennis racket.
The night faded, I feel the world swell and my knees tremble as the past event flies over me like a B52 bomber dropping napalm; I scream as I burn in the fire. Things get darker. As I pass out I remember what he last said to me; "I painted my number on your arse with my fantastic semen wand. I'll see you again my man... chk.. chk!" his face winking at me with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger.
Now whenever my wife and I fulfill our marriage obligations I vomit as I orgasm. Nothing will be the same again.
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what would a woodchuck could chuck wood if a woodchuck got wood? Would he chuck or tug? The Answer that first comes to your mind quite possibly proves your gay!

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Gay man here. I've seen a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥. There are a lot of ugly and weird looking ♥♥♥♥♥ in the world. Guys with small ♥♥♥♥♥ but bizarrely large balls. Guys with curved ♥♥♥♥♥. Guys with fat chubby short ♥♥♥♥♥. Guys with long pencil thin ♥♥♥♥♥.
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