♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Hey there! I couldn't help but notice your impressive gaming achievements and shared interest in The Binding Of Isaac.. Your Steam profile caught my eye, and I was wondering if you'd be up for a friendly gaming session sometime? I've been looking for someone with a passion for cs2, and it seems like we might have a lot in common. If you're interested, let's team up for a match and see how it goes—no pressure, just some good gaming fun! Looking forward to hearing from you.

+Rep After a good game in the finals, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great finals wins and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a finals lan party - close quarters callouts. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard... (ehem) push against my leg. i trust this guy with my life.

Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see girls playing dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you. Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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