Good 👍 day ☀️to all you 🫵DIRTY 🚽LITTLE 🦶PIGGY🐷🐷🐷 BOTTOM 🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 💦😩It’s 💝MONDAY 💝and you 🫵know what THAT 💋means! Send 😻THIS😻 to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵DIRTIEST 🚽LITTLE SQUEALERS! 🐷🐷🐷Eenie 🍆💦PEENIE 🍆💦minie 🫦HOE! 🫦Catch a PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩by the TOES! 🦶THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩went on 💻Craigslist! 💻THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩went 🍆💦😫MOAN! 🍆💦😫THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩has 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩has 🍆💦👅TONGUE!

🍆💦👅And THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 💦😩goes PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽ALLLL 🚂🚂🚂the way to the 👑GLORY 👑HOLE. 🍆💦🕳️Send THIS ☝️dirty 🚽little FOOT 🦶 FETISH 😈PIG 🐷POEM 📝to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵SLOPPIEST🤮 PIGGY 🐷BOTTOM 🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 💦😩Get 5️⃣ back and ur 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩Get 🔟 back and ur 🫵getting 🐷🧸STUFFED 🐷🧸TONIGHT! 🐷🧸But get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and ur 🫵the 👑👑👑PRIZED 🐷🐷🐷PIGGY 🐷🐷🐷♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦😫who’s getting 🍆💦🐷PORKED🍆💦🐷 at 👨🏻‍🌾OLD 👨🏻‍🌾MC 👨🏻‍🌾DADDY’S 👨🏻‍🌾FARM 🍆🍌🥕🫛🌶️TONIGHT! 🍆💦💦💦E 😟I 😱E 😳I 🥵WHOA!!! 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🐷🍆💦💦💦💦

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Hey there! I couldn't help but notice your impressive gaming achievements and shared interest in The Binding Of Isaac.. Your Steam profile caught my eye, and I was wondering if you'd be up for a friendly gaming session sometime? I've been looking for someone with a passion for cs2, and it seems like we might have a lot in common. If you're interested, let's team up for a match and see how it goes—no pressure, just some good gaming fun! Looking forward to hearing from you.

+Rep After a good game in the finals, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great finals wins and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a finals lan party - close quarters callouts. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard... (ehem) push against my leg. i trust this guy with my life.