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fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief
or a lion tamer."
😲
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.
😯
Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around
in his grave.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
😵
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One and a half.
😙
Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
🤧
"We dedicated ourselves to a powerful idea -- organic law rather than naked
power. There seems to be universal acceptance of that idea in the nation."
-- Supreme Court Justice Potter Steart
🙂
YUME GA ARU