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In a rare interview with pioneering recording artist ImperialAerolsolKid, the master reveals the secrets to perfection in loop-based composition:

ImperialAerosolKid: Or I might find the start point. Your clips have different lengths so different penises split at different lengths
ImperialAerosolKid: So, flip being circumcision points, sometimes the penises don't line up. That ♥♥♥♥♥ up the porn

I disavow everything except for "♥♥♥♥ turtles".

Hark! For He hath hollered thusly...

ImperialAerosolKid: on top of the vinegar, bitter gourd juice, vitamin lemonade, opiates, masturbation and kitten tummies, how could i
ImperialAerosolKid: i don't masturbate on kitten tummies. the order is different.
ImperialAerosolKid: don't you dare quote that in a comment

Many a philosophy lesson can be learned on this profile. Foresooth and foreswallow such a paradox penned by IMperialAerosolKid such as, "a ♥♥♥♥ turtles from a butthole, and a rabbit jumps into the butthole. the rabbit jumps into the butthole at twice the pace the ♥♥♥♥ turtles from the butthole. at what point will the rabbit and the ♥♥♥♥ turtle and jump at precisely the same time?"