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🌪️⚡🥳 Doctors are FREAKING OUT because his 🦷 teeth are made of lightning bolts ⚡⚡⚡ and his 🐱 cat runs a secret cryptocurrency 🪙💻🐾
💸💳 He earns 💰$999,999,999/hour in PINEAPPLE TOKENS 🍍💎 while eating invisible 🥪 sandwiches 🍞✨
📞 His phone 📱 only rings when the moon cries 🌕😭 and his shadow 🖤 has a better social life than him 🎉💃🕺
🍕🍔 He summoned a mystical pizza delivery service that only works on Tuesdays and Fridays 🌮🍟
🦖🦷 His socks 🧦 are alive and dance the tango 💃🕺 with the toaster 🍞🔥
🥛🥤 Milk 🥛 now talks to him in whispers of ancient wisdom 🧙♂️📜
🧟♂️ He paid off his debt by screaming “BANANA CASSEROLE” 🍌🍲 into a jar of pickles 🥒 and now receives monthly payments from a tribe of singing llamas 🦙🎤🎶