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0.7 hrs last two weeks / 76.5 hrs on record (45.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jun @ 8:16am
Updated: 5 Jul @ 2:21pm

This game satiates my lust for blood and violence. It fills me with utter joy as I rip innocent human beings apart... piece. by. piece. My stress is lifted away from me like a blessing from the heavens themselves. My cravings of violence have been satiated by this game and the DOOM series and these games ALONE. You can make a miniature plot as you effortlessly smash human being's skulls into brick walls, shattering both the wall, and the human's brittle, frail body as its sins weigh it down, its guilt only making it so I can destroy their will and physical body with ease, traumatizing those around them, wondering: "What in 343's name just happened?" and; "Did god just decide to come down and decide to kill someone for no reason?" Truly a marvel of gore, pain, and satisfaction.
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