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hello im harold

I think EVERYONE wishes humans had tails. Like imagine the moms at walmart saying "omg your hair is so pretty ;3" then you'd say thanks with a straight face, but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. Then she'll notice it and be like "awwwww look at you getting all excited for Mommy" then you'd start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi XDD .......... Y'all feeling me on this one, right?

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.