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Oh my god! I remember all the good times we used to have as kids ^_^ we used to play that game where you would blind fold me and put things in my mouth and I had to guess what they were. I was never able to guess what that long curved rod was, it would always squirt that thick, creamy stuff in my mouth. It was really big, it used to go all the way down my throat. You would get it out everytime! We also played Capture the Castle, where we would build little forts and try to capture eachother's. Whoever lost was taken prisoner by the other, and I remember you used to tie me up in the dungeon! You used to tell me, "Now its time to explore your castle secrets" and then torture me by putting things in my holes, and it made me feel so... weird... guess thats why its called torture. You would call me your c...cu...♥♥♥ slut? Yeah! Thats it! We had so much fun as kids, I have to go now, but I hope I can see you soon! It was great to see you, big brother <3

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xp

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