kenjii
Hunter   Houston, Texas, United States
 
 
Screenshot Showcase
roller boy at heart
1
Screenshot Showcase
Counter-Strike 2
1
In Need of Love.
Hey everyone, I am announcing that I am now taking applications for an E-Girl to play Counter-Strike 2 with. This is open to all, but there are a few requirements, listed here:

Obviously, you must be a girl, from birth and currently. I am not on some gay ♥♥♥♥.

You must be hot. This is not a subjective matter; I will need signatures from three ex-boyfriends and 3 male friends that you have not been in a romantic relationship with.

You must be supportive. You must ara ara after every “one tap” I make, and when I make a mistake, you must not “?” me.

You must be available when I want to play. I am usually on around 10PM-4AM Central Time; if I call, you must get on and play with me.

You must be between the ages of 18 and 24. I am not trying to babysit, nor am I trying to watch my gaming partner die before I do.

You must be “down to clown.” There will be times when I get horny and/or lonely; you must be there to snuggle with or nut in.

You must call me "Daddy." I will refer to you as "Kitten." You can choose to speak in a "Loli" voice, but that is not required (though it is extremely recommended, as it can skyrocket your chances of getting the spot).

If you meet all of these requirements, please send me a message with your IGN, Myspace profile, and AOL Instant Messenger Username. Get excited and get ready to play some CS!
Recent Activity
2,878 hrs on record
last played on 11 Mar
2.6 hrs on record
last played on 1 Mar
22 hrs on record
last played on 10 Feb
1hp + dream 4 Jan @ 7:30pm 
cheater virgin
scoob 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm 
loser
Mantis Toboggan M.D. 4 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm 
blatant hacking trash
Bryce 30 May, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
might have been the hardest mm game ive ever played GGs
Pank 15 May, 2024 @ 10:37pm 
me after he gives sloppy::steambored:
76561199182185662 12 Feb, 2024 @ 1:06pm 
+rep