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0.0 hrs on record

$2.50 for Aeolak or 50 hour farm? Hmmm.

Posted 9 April.

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91.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)

The 3 main reasons why I enjoy this game:

1) I am a dwarf
2) I'm digging a hole
3) Diggy diggy hole

Posted 31 March.

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0.0 hrs on record

Ok now release the sex update

Posted 28 March.

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23.4 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)

I heard one of my squad mates get burned alive in the room across from me and now I lie awake staring at my ceiling fan.

Posted 23 March.

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46.5 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)

This game is peak "cracking open a cold one with the boys" material.

The only way it would be better is if friendly fire was a toggle so I could murder them.

Posted 19 December, 2024.

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51.5 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)

Every solution can just be murder and the story still progresses.

You can also f*ck a bear

Posted 27 November, 2024.

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104.9 hrs on record (89.0 hrs at review time)

Minecraft but you're Thor

Posted 27 May, 2024.

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113.2 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)

Great place to have 14 year olds call you the n word.

Posted 7 March, 2024.

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87.0 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)

The nice m̷̡̡̞͚͖̻̥̗̹̞̻̲̟̀̈́̎̅̌͌̍͘͝ͅȁ̸̤̙͔̠͙̰͈̼̊̎́̊͛̈́̇̑̈́̔̒̓̓͜ͅņ̶͇̟̫̭̗̩̺͕̮͈̫̈́̈́̏̓̀̅̏̃̚͝ at the Company gave me five bucks for my friend's soul.

That idiot didn't know that I would have done it for 62 cents.

Posted 5 March, 2024. Last edited 4 September, 2024.

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6.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)

Now I need to find A Way Out of the emotional damage this game has caused me

Posted 5 November, 2023.

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