Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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The crimes, they're so intoxicating it's addicting and this feeling is one that will not go away.
I shall find my next one and repeat what I have done for the last 27 years, I think I'll leave this one so that none may recognize...

HEY IT'S ME, WE JUST PLAYED TOGETHER. I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T ADD ME BUT I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST HAHA, MAYBE IT GLITCHED OR SOMETHING YOU'RE PRETTY COOL THOUGH LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THAT'S WHY I GOT MY TEAM TO THROW FOR YOU. IT'S SO COOL TO SEE A GIRL PLAYING IN GAMES THOUGH. I KNOW YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO I HOPE HE TREATS YOU WELL. LIKE IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D MAKE YOU SANDWICHES WHILE YOU PLAY AND BUY YOU CHOCOLATE AND GIVE YOU BACK RUBS AND CALL YOU COOL AND LAUGH WITH YOU AT ALL YOUR JOKES, NOT REAL THOUGH BECAUSE WE AREN'T TOGETHER (AT LEAST YET) ) YEAH SO HAHA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST SO WE CAN TALK MORE AND HAVE FUN TOGETHER, JUST AS FRIENDS OF COURSE COZ OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE WEIRD AND I DON'T WANT TO GET COOTIES FROM YOU EWWW (JUST JOKING, I WOULD LIKE YOUR COOTIES) :P

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