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Hello, I'm Homartistique!
I'm a French lobster who likes playing competitive video-games
even tho I'm on a laptop... So it's kinda hard to aim, you know...
but it's aight, as long as I'm having fun with what I'm doing!

I've been playing CS:GO (Now CS2) since December 2019 and it is my main account.
I don't have a smurf account and I don't plan on having one because
it's kind of annoying for other players!

Anyways, I'm a simple guy: I'll try to be social with everybody I meet, I want
everybody to have a good moment with me when we're in game so
everybody is happy at the end of the match. I'll warn you right there, I do
not really have a lot of skills in video games but we'll have a good laugh if
we're friendly to each other!

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⠀ A Little Poem (in French by Myself)

⠀Quand l'homard rencontra l'homme,
⠀Se forma une nouvelle ère.
⠀Quand l'homard enfin pris forme,
⠀Commença l'alliance éphémère.

⠀L'homme se leva et dit un jour
⠀Fin de la paix, que débute la guerre.
⠀A la fin de son séjour,
⠀L'homard ainsi pleura par terre.
⠀"Pourquoi pleures-tu?"
⠀Demanda son frère.
⠀"La fin des temps arrive, qui l'eut cru?"

⠀Il partit faire ses bagages.
⠀Il repensa à sa vieille crique.
⠀Il peigna ensuite des villages
⠀Ce qui lui donna un déclic.

⠀Il peigna un paysage...
⠀Qui fut beau comme l'antarctique...
⠀Il regarda le beau rivage,
⠀"𝕀𝕝 𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕥 𝕝'ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕢𝕦𝕖..."