Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

11/10 Too much Salt and С*ка Бли@т,not enough Kurvva
Would love to take another dose of salt and punch my little brother

It's like roulette; fun until it turns into Russian.

It's like Dota 2 but with less wizards and more Russians.

IQ tests should be mandatory before being able to play matchmaking

Met lots of gifted individuals that can look at the ground while spinning and still click heads. Very impressive!

Where can I get the English version ?

My gf asked me to choose between her or CS GO, i told her `suka blqt, idi nahui`.

9/10 people agree this game is amazing, the other guy hasn't connected yet though

This game taught me how to be racist.

How to get an expensive knife:
Step 1: You don't.
Hope this helps!