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Dumb, lowbrow fun. If you want a challenge, this game is not for you. But if you just want to ♥♥♥♥ about (figuratively and literally thanks to the dildo), it's an entertaining romp for that. Just don't expect anything deep or life-changing. I played it for a few hours, got bored, and decided I was done.

A moderate update to a fantastic game. If you've played the original, you don't really need to run out and get this, but if you've never played Human Revolution, this is a fantastic game, one of my favorites despite its many, MANY flaws. The bosses are still a joke, the pacing's a little lopsided, and the Missing Link is mediocre, but the stealth is fantastic, the game rewards you for being nonlethal instead of punishing you for playing how you want, and customization is fantastic. If you like stealth games, RPGs, and first person shooters, totally give it a crack. It's one of the best of its breed.

It's pretty hard to grasp your head around it if you walk in blind. But if someone gives you a hand while you learn it, you'll master it in no time. And once you've mastered it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it addicting.

Totally recommended for any strategy hounds.

Great game, especially for the price. Stealth hounds should definitely get it. Just keep in mind, you really should have a controller to play this, and a TV or large screen monitor. It's not a game you can play hunched over your computer; it's one that you gotta have on the big screen, with a controller in hand.

The weapon system is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful, but aside from that, fantastic game.

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I probably need to play it another time or two before I form a solid opinion on it, but overall, it's pretty good. The stealth of Human Revolution combined with the superpowers of BioShock in an 18th century setting. But the biggest problem is that its morality system ties your hands, saying "here's all these fun toys, but if you use any of them you're a heartless bastard". The only way to nonlethally take enemies out is to sneak up and choke them or to use sleep darts, and since sleep darts are as easy to find as Osama bin Laden and the hitbox for choking really sucks, you'll be forced to either fight your way out of a lot of situations or to run like a ♥♥♥♥♥, which is never fun. All in all, though, it was decent. I'll probably have a better opinion once I play it another time or two. Maybe I'll go murder everyone next time and get the ♥♥♥♥ ending.

Ha ha, we are walking on the moon!

Like tactics? Then get this. It's like Fire Emblem (FIRE EMBLEM) but with aliens and guns.

Oh, and Chryssalids. I'll be seeing them in my nightmares tonight.

Allow me to alter my recommendation. This game's really damn good if you're a stealth hound. It has some minor flaws, a few bugs here and there, it could make me want to kill people more often (I'm content with just knocking out everyone), and the bosses are a joke. But it's great where it matters; the stealth aspect is a blast, the upgrades are phenomenal, the characters and voice acting are great (Pritchard is this game's Squidward, I swear), and it's got a swell soundtrack. Play this ♥♥♥♥.