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big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Lois: [talking to Chris] We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man. A woman is not an object.
Peter: She's right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
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[Shamus has four wooden limbs]
Glen Quagmire: So, were you in an accident or something?
Shamus: No, me father was a tree.
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"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)
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Do not overtax your powers.
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