To the girl that told me "Wow! I guess chivalry is dead." today. Look, not all of us have finished the "Knight Waves Training Grounds" mini quest or have 60 prayer. Do us all a favor and go back to training range so you can pretend your 99 range/40 def "pure tank" is something special.

Sitting upon your throne of spinners. Spinner world. You become a spinner. You spin home everyday after work at the spinner factory. You met your spinner quota today. Your spinner boss paid you well in bonus spinners. Your spinner wife and son are waiting for you in your spinner house as you spin into the driveway. You eat your spinners and talk about your spinner day. "Hey spinner dad." Your spinner son asks. "Would you like to play spinner with me and spinner?" Spinner is your spinner dog. You spin with them all night until the spinner sets in the west and the spinner comes out into the sky. Spinner light paints the spinner grass. Your son does his spinner homework, he'll work in the spinner factory some day as well.