Why aren't any of the spells in the Bible working?
No matter how many times I try, I can never get them to work! ☹️

I tried that one about the wine and the water on my baby daughter's bottle, and nothing! 😭

I promised 12 local amputees in my neighborhood I could heal them, and when I tried it didn't work either! 😰

Then they started slowly hobbling down the street after me with their old service weapons, so I said "Thou shall not kill" and they still managed to slice off my limbs and connect them to themselves! 😡

Now I'm limbless and without the money I scammed them for, because I paid it all to the church to see if I could renew my Holy spell subscription.

Any advice to get it to work? I keep trying to ring up God on the ol' prayer network but he keeps calling me a doofus 🙄

As a veteran princess tycoon player, a cotton and sunshine alliance is pretty difficult to beat.. theyre 2 of the strongest princesses in the game. Cotton has the highest DPS and speed while sunshine has a flying carpet, Angel does have some decent weapons but glitter is quite weak. I think you should try to form an alliance with spirit as her dark age nunchucks weapon can be used to phase through walls. This will allow you to obtain gears from the other players and essentially become undefeatable. You can also practice your wall jumps but that is only viable for unroofed tycoons.

I just busted the fattest most ludicrous nut ever

I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.

I, too, am a chad enjoyer of pointing out formally incorrect grammar on internet threads. These heathen fools, these imbeciles, fail even at such simple communication yet believe their words hold value. Isn't it just such a deep pleasure to yank the tablecloth out from under their argument by pointing a single dread finger at their grammar? They fall to pieces, unable to confront their own intellectual failings.

Farewell for now, friend, I must return to taking internet IQ tests whose high scores I keep track of in an excel spreadsheet.

I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

Sorry for the ♥♥♥♥ pic that I sent before. It was very inconsiderate and pretty disrespectful. I was horny and when men are horny, our testosterone gets higher and we get slightly more uncomfortable. I was in deep regret after that occurrence because I wish I was not responsible for what horny me did, but I have to face my demons and I have to remain in control of my actions. Please forgive me and continue on with your life and enjoy whatever comes up in the rest of your life. I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Thank you.