As a veteran princess tycoon player, a cotton and sunshine alliance is pretty difficult to beat.. theyre 2 of the strongest princesses in the game. Cotton has the highest DPS and speed while sunshine has a flying carpet, Angel does have some decent weapons but glitter is quite weak. I think you should try to form an alliance with spirit as her dark age nunchucks weapon can be used to phase through walls. This will allow you to obtain gears from the other players and essentially become undefeatable. You can also practice your wall jumps but that is only viable for unroofed tycoons.

I just busted the fattest most ludicrous nut ever

I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.

I, too, am a chad enjoyer of pointing out formally incorrect grammar on internet threads. These heathen fools, these imbeciles, fail even at such simple communication yet believe their words hold value. Isn't it just such a deep pleasure to yank the tablecloth out from under their argument by pointing a single dread finger at their grammar? They fall to pieces, unable to confront their own intellectual failings.

Farewell for now, friend, I must return to taking internet IQ tests whose high scores I keep track of in an excel spreadsheet.

I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

Sorry for the ♥♥♥♥ pic that I sent before. It was very inconsiderate and pretty disrespectful. I was horny and when men are horny, our testosterone gets higher and we get slightly more uncomfortable. I was in deep regret after that occurrence because I wish I was not responsible for what horny me did, but I have to face my demons and I have to remain in control of my actions. Please forgive me and continue on with your life and enjoy whatever comes up in the rest of your life. I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Thank you.

Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?