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GOTH STAR 16 OCT a las 7:40 
Do NOT disturb me when I'm gaming!
You can leave me a message, but please don't spam me when I'm in-game. I hate it when people disturb me when I'm gaming. I don't idle in game, so if you see I'm in-game, that means I'm gaming.
GOTH STAR 14 OCT a las 17:29 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
Polluxo 5 OCT a las 14:32 
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
GOTH STAR 28 JUN a las 13:24 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
PHOENIX 17 JUN a las 22:04 
very powerful
DaBirds 16 JUN a las 22:21 
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
highway)

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our regular day.

I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
students)
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)

- Well, Adam, today we are men.

- We are!

- Bee-men.

- Amen!

Hallelujah!
(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of......9:

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?
(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)

I heard it's just orientation.
GOTH STAR 3 JUN a las 11:30 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
DaBirds 30 ABR a las 17:44 
- Hey, Adam.

- Hey, Barry.
(Adam gets in Barry's car)

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school...

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.
(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)

- Hi, Barry!


- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?

- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?

- No, I'm not going to his funeral.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Mr.Pounds 2 ABR a las 9:11 
As a lonely incel at age 30 I have decided to put my natural heterosexual drives away forever. I have tried numerous times to attract a female, yet I have failed miserably over and over again. We live in a society and world where women simply reject men who are under 6.0 and not good looking. I am 5.1 and have decided to finally put my life as a straight male away. This Friday I will go on my first gay date ever and for once feel that Im special and needed. I cant live anymore with masturbation and making love to pixels on a screen. I want to feel someones body towards mine and be stimulated in a way that makes me feel alive, cause all my life I felt dead. I dont know how a gay date looks like but since we are all humans I guess we can still comfort each other both sexually and romantically. The saddest part about all of this, is that Im a straight male longing for a LOVE that will never come my way. I've been thinking about this for the last 2 years and now I say ♥♥♥♥ it.
PHOENIX 26 ENE a las 21:45 
@yeldur
GOTH STAR 25 ENE a las 23:18 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
Baby Oil 11 ENE a las 13:43 
Hi there. Sand hole enthusiast here. This looks EXACTLY like the holes I dig when I go to the beach. I often find myself bored when I go to the beach with my parents, and so I like to dig holes with my bare hands to pass the time, and as a sort of challenge to see how deep I can make it (plus it's a good back/legs work out). The deepest one I've dug was almost 6 feet deep (it fit me completely standing up). Once it gets big enough, parents often stop by and ask if they can take pictures of their children inside, and most people in general seem to find it amusing.
Silicium 3 ENE a las 8:08 
erro dis is commistion of da anti-bully organization, wi havd receved complene of bulling regurding yur persone, preaze pai da finne or ur acunt will be lucked fur gud
kfc manager 21 DIC 2023 a las 8:06 
HELO FELLOW BLACK GENTLEMEN
roquefort 19 DIC 2023 a las 8:02 
ratgoy is noob
Soolop 14 DIC 2023 a las 9:29 
As a lonely incel at age 30 I have decided to put my natural heterosexual drives away forever. I have tried numerous times to attract a female, yet I have failed miserably over and over again. We live in a society and world where women simply reject men who are under 6.0 and not good looking. I am 5.1 and have decided to finally put my life as a straight male away. This Friday I will go on my first gay date ever and for once feel that Im special and needed. I cant live anymore with masturbation and making love to pixels on a screen. I want to feel someones body towards mine and be stimulated in a way that makes me feel alive, cause all my life I felt dead. I dont know how a gay date looks like but since we are all humans I guess we can still comfort each other both sexually and romantically. The saddest part about all of this, is that Im a straight male longing for a LOVE that will never come my way. I've been thinking about this for the last 2 years and now I say ♥♥♥♥ it.
roquefort 21 NOV 2023 a las 16:40 
ratgoy is noob
küfürbaz imam 7 OCT 2023 a las 3:33 
sissy ♥♥♥♥
kfc manager 17 SEP 2023 a las 11:00 
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küfürbaz imam 8 SEP 2023 a las 7:52 
♥♥♥♥ stretcher
mud clay vibrations 3 AGO 2023 a las 22:05 
Just wanted to announce my retirement and point out that my retirement now means this game is not worth playing anymore. You should all really consider also retiring and announcing your retirements so that future people can continue to retire. Thanks all of you for your continued support for retiring players like myself and I look forward to retiring again in the near future.
GOTH STAR 1 AGO 2023 a las 23:07 
Just wanted to announce my retirement and point out that my retirement now means this game is not worth playing anymore. You should all really consider also retiring and announcing your retirements so that future people can continue to retire. Thanks all of you for your continued support for retiring players like myself and I look forward to retiring again in the near future.
Zottl 30 JUL 2023 a las 15:16 
people that have me on Facebook will know that I have a Degree, i went to uni. I booked a 3 week holiday today for next year, with a girl im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every week. What have you done? Sat in your own piss for 12 hours straight. Congrats, hey if it makes you happy then i give you my full support just try and have a shower every day ye? Reptiles.
mud clay vibrations 27 JUL 2023 a las 7:41 
SCHIZO ATTACK
Zottl 20 JUL 2023 a las 9:27 
Do NOT disturb me when I'm gaming!
You can leave me a message, but please don't spam me when I'm in-game. I hate it when people disturb me when I'm gaming. I don't idle in game, so if you see I'm in-game, that means I'm gaming.
Soolop 18 MAR 2023 a las 10:57 
i bet u eat ass :FoodDE:
cream army 18 MAR 2023 a las 10:50 
you suck
küfürbaz imam 25 DIC 2022 a las 5:36 
yeldur is a cuck not a man dont worry its safe
kfc manager 25 DIC 2022 a las 4:22 
THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS I REPEAT THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS DO NOT CONTACT HIM THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS
Zottl 2 DIC 2022 a las 13:59 
[1] In the beginning Yeldur created the discord and the channels.
[2] And the discord was without WC, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the discord. And the Spirit of Yeldur moved upon the face of the channels.
[3] And Yeldur said, Let there be a WC channel: and there was a WC channel.
[4] And Yeldur saw the WC channel, that it was good: and Yeldur divided the WC channel from the discord.
küfürbaz imam 1 DIC 2022 a las 3:54 
[1] In the beginning Yeldur created the discord and the channels.
[2] And the discord was without WC, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the discord. And the Spirit of Yeldur moved upon the face of the channels.
[3] And Yeldur said, Let there be a WC channel: and there was a WC channel.
[4] And Yeldur saw the WC channel, that it was good: and Yeldur divided the WC channel from the discord.
kfc manager 1 DIC 2022 a las 1:30 
[1] In the beginning Yeldur created the discord and the channels.
[2] And the discord was without WC, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the discord. And the Spirit of Yeldur moved upon the face of the channels.
[3] And Yeldur said, Let there be a WC channel: and there was a WC channel.
[4] And Yeldur saw the WC channel, that it was good: and Yeldur divided the WC channel from the discord.
GOTH STAR 27 NOV 2022 a las 4:30 
@yeldur @phoenix
küfürbaz imam 22 NOV 2022 a las 23:02 
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salad fork 17 NOV 2022 a las 14:31 
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DaBirds 14 NOV 2022 a las 22:57 
Just wanted to announce my retirement and point out that my retirement now means this game is not worth playing anymore. You should all really consider also retiring and announcing your retirements so that future people can continue to retire. Thanks all of you for your continued support for retiring players like myself and I look forward to retiring again in the near future.
küfürbaz imam 10 NOV 2022 a las 21:48 
You are a Div A player, I am S tier player there is a difference. Div A players lack skill expression and fundamental game mechanic knowledge. I express my skills on the battlefield with great finesse and ease while you struggle. I have mastered the art of game mechanics and deep fundamental tactics.
Zottl 10 NOV 2022 a las 16:48 
I see you will become a monk. so listen to me.
drinking, smoking, sex, computers and other ♥♥♥♥ are forbidden to use monks. not allowed to play the mount and blade. so remove your game and go to the monastery
you are a dumb virgin
you just love to write all the ♥♥♥♥ on the forum. and do not know what to finish off. go read the Bible and adjust to the right path
ladoea von Krems 10 NOV 2022 a las 16:47 
I see you will become a monk. so listen to me.
drinking, smoking, sex, computers and other ♥♥♥♥ are forbidden to use monks. not allowed to play the mount and blade. so remove your game and go to the monastery
you are a dumb virgin
you just love to write all the ♥♥♥♥ on the forum. and do not know what to finish off. go read the Bible and adjust to the right path
Zottl 10 NOV 2022 a las 16:37 
I'm not poor, just in your clan there are a lot of idiots and noobs, anybody who got stuck in the ass. if only Burg Krems your clan
I think we need to muffle you, since you spread all sorts of ♥♥♥♥ and stupid topics.
you write full ♥♥♥♥ and do not make any suggestions to the game, only one spam and delirium
zottlmarsch Yeldur polkafranzi - go to hell noobs
salad fork 10 NOV 2022 a las 15:31 
You are a Div A player, I am S tier player there is a difference. Div A players lack skill expression and fundamental game mechanic knowledge. I express my skills on the battlefield with great finesse and ease while you struggle. I have mastered the art of game mechanics and deep fundamental tactics.
küfürbaz imam 6 NOV 2022 a las 4:57 
I recently played some vanilla again. What a world of difference. Simply said, it's better. Leagues better. What this mod has turned the combat into is an abomination of what vanilla is. Now to each their own, but perhaps the devs have gotten a little carried away, and perhaps this will make them realize it. I understand there are certain things or playstyles in vanilla that are too OP for this mod. But we've already moved way past any of that, as apart from the core mechanics of Bannerlord, this mod changed pretty much everything. Every weapon. Every armor. Every mechanic. And again, not for the better, at least imo.
GOTH STAR 5 NOV 2022 a las 14:51 
ok you guys win please no more
Zottl 5 NOV 2022 a las 3:19 
ok you guys win please no more
Zottl 4 NOV 2022 a las 15:43 
I recently played some vanilla again. What a world of difference. Simply said, it's better. Leagues better. What this mod has turned the combat into is an abomination of what vanilla is. Now to each their own, but perhaps the devs have gotten a little carried away, and perhaps this will make them realize it. I understand there are certain things or playstyles in vanilla that are too OP for this mod. But we've already moved way past any of that, as apart from the core mechanics of Bannerlord, this mod changed pretty much everything. Every weapon. Every armor. Every mechanic. And again, not for the better, at least imo.
Zottl 30 OCT 2022 a las 15:24 
As a lonely incel at age 30 I have decided to put my natural heterosexual drives away forever. I have tried numerous times to attract a female, yet I have failed miserably over and over again. We live in a society and world where women simply reject men who are under 6.0 and not good looking. I am 5.1 and have decided to finally put my life as a straight male away. This Friday I will go on my first gay date ever and for once feel that Im special and needed. I cant live anymore with masturbation and making love to pixels on a screen. I want to feel someones body towards mine and be stimulated in a way that makes me feel alive, cause all my life I felt dead. I dont know how a gay date looks like but since we are all humans I guess we can still comfort each other both sexually and romantically. The saddest part about all of this, is that Im a straight male longing for a LOVE that will never come my way. I've been thinking about this for the last 2 years and now I say ♥♥♥♥ it.
Zottl 30 OCT 2022 a las 9:19 
people that have me on Facebook will know that I have a Degree, i went to uni. I booked a 3 week holiday today for next year, with a girl im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every week. What have you done? Sat in your own piss for 12 hours straight. Congrats, hey if it makes you happy then i give you my full support just try and have a shower every day ye? Reptiles.
GOTH STAR 29 OCT 2022 a las 23:14 
people that have me on Facebook will know that I have a Degree, i went to uni. I booked a 3 week holiday today for next year, with a girl im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every week. What have you done? Sat in your own piss for 12 hours straight. Congrats, hey if it makes you happy then i give you my full support just try and have a shower every day ye? Reptiles.
roquefort 29 OCT 2022 a las 17:43 
The meta has to change. It is beyond ridiculous that you can't properly balance the classes. two-handers are beyond op right now. Ranged is so nerfed that there is no counter. And sword&board classes are being thrown to the wind because of the two-hander spam bots
The only reason I don't have a two-hander yet is out of stubborness, but im getting worn down due to how bad im getting mauled by nobodies
GOTH STAR 29 OCT 2022 a las 14:22 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are crazy for real I had this ♥♥♥♥♥ really get mad at me because she was ♥♥♥♥ talking my sister and my sister asked me straight up if she was so of course I told her who chooses some random hoe over family