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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Not the biggest fan of Poker. I'll occasionally play it with my friends. Balatro though on the other hand? Raise the ante all the way! Steam only reports 92 minutes, but ever since it came out on mobile, this is my go-to game to pass the time on commutes and work... and... sleep... and uh oh I think I've missed a few dates and wait it's the end of 2024 already???
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record
Great game, lots of puns, like a pawesome amount of puns. Maybe a little too much it makes you pawnder how they came up with so many. Anyways, good story, wasn't grindy for me (until the post-game for completionist achievements). Good music.
Posted 23 August, 2024.
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139.9 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
Here we go again! Doing yard work? Cleaning the pool? Vacuuming the house??? BOOOOOO! NOT MY VIBE! But planting crops in my virtual farm? Tending to them everyday? Fishing out on the beach for money? Yearning for the mines!? Heck yeah! No mom, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING!
Posted 25 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
26.6 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
I feel like we've been through this before... but organizing my room? cleaning my desk? folding/hanging my laundry? NO, I hate it all! Putting little virtual objects in perfect order or making patterns fit nicely? Yes PLEASE! No mom, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
Posted 3 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record
Not only is this the best nostalgia trip I've ever had, I am seriously considering getting a tattoo inspired by this series.
Keep on raving, elephant 🙏
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record
i watched my plastic duck :3 i enjoyed watching my plastic ducks.
Posted 23 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record
toot toot. everyday i'm tootin'. in game. ofc. but outside of game too. like, irl. less than my best friend though. he gassy.
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record
Fun, short game that can be completed in less than 2 hours. And every minute is worth the awe and experience! Highly recommend playing this after the first, though not necessary. Thanks devs for making a sequel that still brings something new to the table :)
Posted 10 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
20.1 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
australian wilds. form your village. get eatin by crocs. casual day in dinkum. would recommend.
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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24.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Outpath does so well with the resource collection, player health management (through exhaustion and hunger), and game progression. Not only is the art simple, understandable, and pretty, the music is super calming. There are many quality-of-life items that are unlocked throughout the game which is super clever. I love that there's inventory organization is never an issue and automatically sorted. Furthermore that there's no inventory space. Such a fun game to kill way more hours than I should have.
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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