Variations of my name people have called me over time.
Halfi, Nalfi, Hafi, Hawfi, Humvee, Hot Feet, Ballfi, Halfo, Halfer, Halfert, Halberd, Hal, Half, Alfred, half 'n half, half baked bread, Halfords Bed&Breakfast, fart then laughi, halfonso, Halfi Bedalfi, Halfo Bedalfo, Helfa Bedelfa, Horfi Bedorfi, Halfert Bedalfert, Healthkit Bedalfi, Halfi Gaddafi, Honky Badonky, Habibi Bedibi/Skibidi, Halfini Fettuccine, Chicken Halfredo, half-life 2, Halfi The Vampire Slayer, Halfdanovitzch, Aldi, All Might, Hellbender, The Halpha-male, Gandalfi The Gray, Goobi Doobi Boofi, Halifax

Below you'll see a list of my best friends.
This list is in no particular order. They're all equally wonderful and valuable to me and possess similar traits that make them all special, and so are the rest of my friends who aren't featured.

Yagich/Lera:
Yag is one of the first friends I ever made on Steam and she's undeniably one of the closest friends I've ever made in my entire life. My life would not be same without Yag. She's been there for me throughout my time in middle school, my teenage years, and into my adult life. We practically grew up together. She's seen me at my worst and still sees and brings out the best in me. We make each other laugh with minimal effort, even to this day, knowing each other's taste in humor and memes to a T. She will always be my friend for life.

Jello/Jellyfish
Jellyfish is a truly chill friend, and one of the funniest people I know. Much like Lera, he's been there for me since very early on, and he is without a doubt one of the closest friends I've ever made in my entire life. He's diplomatic, has a calm and rational approach to any obstacle, an awesome taste in music, and a goofy sense of humor. He's a geek for all things fantasy and roleplaying. He's never given up on our friendship despite the things that've come between us throughout the years, and I'm absolutely certain he'll remain a true friend ‘til the very end. He is practically my brother.

scrump!/Lilac/Shay
Yet another friend with an amazing taste in music, but with a great artistic talent, and yet again, someone who's been there for me practically since the very beginning. They have both directly and indirectly shaped me into who I am throughout the years, by watching me grow and introducing me to a ton of people, some of which have since gone on to become old friends and exes alike. They listen to my ADHD-fueled jokes when I'm hyperactive and my worries when I'm feeling down, and they are always quick to offer their wisdom and support. I am very grateful for Shay.