HGHydra
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m0nke 4 Jul, 2020 @ 1:34pm 
- Why didn't you send Saleem?

- Saleem was deported yesterday.

- Look... Smiley.

- What about my cheese pizza?

Look, you are my only hope, all right?

You have to make it in time.

Peter, you're a nice guy.

But you're just not dependable.

This is your last chance.

You have to go 42 blocks

in 7,5 minutes or your ♥♥♥ is fired.

Go!

Hey, what, are you stupid?

Whoa! He stole that guy's pizzas!

I'm gonna get it!

Hey, you guys.

No playing in the streets.

Yes, Mr. Spider- Man.

See you.

Way to go, Spidey!

Pizza time.

You're late.

I'm not paying for those.

Elevator.

Joe's 29-minute guarantee

is a promise, man.

I know to you, Parker, a promise

means nothing. But to me, it's serious.

It's serious to me too, Mr. Aziz.

- You're fired. Go.

- Please, I need this job.

- You're fired.

- Look, give me another chance.

You're fired.
m0nke 4 Jul, 2020 @ 1:33pm 
She looks at me every day.

Mary Jane Watson.

Oh, boy. If she only knew

how I felt about her.

But she can never know.

I made a choice once to live

a life of responsibility.

A life she can never be a part of.

Who am I?

I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do.

And I'm Peter Parker,

and I, too, have a job.

Parker. Parker!

No, no, no, stop! Stop!

Parker, you're late, man. Always late.

I'm sorry, Mr. Aziz.

There was a disturbance.

Another disturbance.

Always a disturbance with you.

Come on, 21 minutes ago,

in comes order.

Harmattan, Burton & Smith.

Eight extra-large deep- dish pizzas.

I told you,

I don't understand that language.

- Speak English.

- You can't make pizza.

I can't?

I've been making pizza five years.

In eight minutes, I am defaulting on

Joe's 29-minute guarantee.

Then, not only am I receiving

no money for these pizzas...

...but I will lose the customer forever

to Pizza Yurt.