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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 561.3 hrs on record (516.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Jun, 2021 @ 1:04am
Updated: 29 Jun, 2021 @ 4:04am

> Joins a new world
> Finds only two flint
> Crafts an axe and only realises his mistake after seeing a boulder
> Walks around more to find another piece of flint
> Only finds another piece of flint after Day 4
> Mines gold boulders
> I wonder why that one-eyed bird on stilts is hitting me
> Realises I don't have armour
> Dies
> Resurrects via touchstone
> Round 2 brawl with tallbird, wins with 30 health left
> Finally finds beefalo, camps near them
> Growls, I wonder why
> WHY ARE THERE DOGS
> Dies

Pretty much how the game ends, really steep learning curve for new players, I won't forgot the countless nights I've spent reading up the entire wiki and figuring out the game mechanics. Best to be played with friends as you can watch them starve to death slowly while you trick them into eating red mushrooms.Definitely would recommend 10/10.
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