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3.4 hrs last two weeks / 2,064.0 hrs on record (1,841.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Oct, 2019 @ 1:06pm
Updated: 5 Jun @ 8:02am

One. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Guardian. Has been kicking your race's collective asses for 9 years. They kill gods for fun and to turn them into guns for a meme. They genocide entire races for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy's ship while he wrote fanfiction about them and promptly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn't bring them here is they casually began wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new gun, or that eris can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to bow to your. Sorry. Ass.
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