Recent reviews by Gonzo

Apex of Colony builders. with the most unfriendly, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UI that actively wants to chew your genitals and ♥♥♥♥ your wife. All the while clapping his ♥♥♥ ridden hands to some Macklemore song.
If you can handle the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Work Order "Auti-System" you'll do fine.

Im not addicted, you are.

Solid game.
Options Options Options.
Mods Mods Mods.

the ONLY downside is not being able to save your game and re-load if you decide to take a risky adventure.

Hosting Multiplayer is easy/hard.
Hard because the overwhelming amount of options you can do for the server. Clutters the UI a little.

Easy, once you figure out what each option does (some have window which explains what specific server option does, most don't).
Personally had a maximum of 6 people on server (Game *default* Maximum player is 64)

Very bad "colony management" game. Its EXTREMELY linear on gameplay. Resulting in the same build patterns, same strategy, over and over again.

The extreme lack of resources will give the wrong impression on new players, not knowing you HAVE to cheese the beginning of building your ship.

The game doesnt know if it wants to be a peaceful colony management game or a micro manage resource game, and it fails at both.

It is VERY expensive price tag for what is currently is. best to void and check back in a few years.

Solid FPS, Co-op/Singleplayer

Straight up, this game is overhyped and still is
Get anything else but this.

Games that are much better:
Rimworld
Rise to Ruins
Wayward
Fallout Shelter

Realistic version of Dont Starve.

Start off on a random generated island with few things, explore, survive, maybe die? or sail off in search for treasure!

This game has heavy emphasis on SURVIVAL with unique in-game mechanics such as Malignity and Benignity* which alter the difficulty dynamically as you develop,craft, fight etc, around the island(s). Difficulty being spawning tougher enemies.

Player skills! Improve skills as you craft/build perform actions like throwing rocks or wooden sticks, fishing, picking maple seeds for botany skill. as skills improve you become more efficient at doing that task and produce better, more durable items. You can even improve your metabolism!

Health,Stamina,Hunger,Thirst tie into specific skills. I'm not to clear on what improves what. but you can basically improve each of these.

The game at first is punishing at first, but dont let that scare you. beneath the "You Have Died" is you; with a house and campfire tending to your farm/garden and feeding animals on your island paradise.

This review is brought to you by NordVPN. Hey guys Crackerbarrelkid52 here with ANOTHER game review, BUT FIRST! Leave a comment S-S-SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON, dont forget to subsribe and that notification bell as well. Stellaris is good but its not as sleek as the guys at Salami For Cats. We all know cats and salami is a well kept secret from the boabab trees in Madagascar. Now it's at your local shop, feed your cat a little salami each day for strong bones and maybe a dead cat. please dont actually do this as this is pretty dumb.

The game itself is great! a bit laggy 100 years from starting the game (Fastest goes down to Normal speed).
No cats with salami so i think its a clear DLC.

good secks

My Uncle Steve took me and my brother to the public swimming pool when iw as 6 years old. i still remember him with this thin chapped lips yelling at the old asian man, "Sir, you are going to have to stand a bit closer to the fence!"

I was just a boy whow as eating a hotdog, waiting 5 mins so i wouldnt get a sore tummy when i got back in the pool.

Games alright tho.