If you're reading this, you've found my son’s profile. Throne & Liberty has completely taken over his life. It all began innocently enough—he mentioned he was interested in a game called TnL it didn’t seem like a big deal. That was 20 years ago. Now, my son has isolated himself in his room, using Funko Pops as a makeshift barricade.
He only emerges once a week, carrying five large 50-gallon soda bottles filled with human excrement, which he leaves just outside his door. He refuses to leave the house, speak to me, or even acknowledge my presence. I’ve tried everything, but nothing seems to work. When I turned off the WiFi, he managed to pay someone in Doubloons to park a satellite WiFi truck outside our house. Attempting to take away his computer leads to an uncontrollable tard rage where he repeatedly screams, “F*CK THE INDIANS, F*CK THE INDIANS" until he gets it back.
I’ve called the Internet police, but they say there’s nothing they can do. Please bring me back my son.

saw Farmer John at the gym yesterday, he was benching 560kg (1234 lbs) for 15 reps as warmup, all the chicks were going up to him asking for his number etc. but he rejected them all because he said "I will not lose focus of the true path".. what a humble man

- REP CHEATER IN REAL LIFE

- REP CHEATER IN PUMMEL PARTY

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PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!