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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:47am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 2:29am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 8:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:04pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:05pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 12:58pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:54am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:06am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:50am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:48am



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