do you fart?

I know a thing or two about satisfaction and feet, considering my qualifications as a professional foot philanderer and toe buggery aficionado. I've known since i was a young lad that the bottoms of feet are a fine place to search for satisfaction. I cant explain this biological drive to wank off betwixt some oiled floor fingers, but its certainly a primary driving factor for my sexual personality. Personally, i believe myself to be descended from a long line of toe suckin sole brothers and am most proud to wear the debaucherous mantle of my for bearers. Feet, at least in my experience, are extra sensitive to gentle caress because of the heavy load they bear through out the day. Sometimes they may even bear a heavy load at night depending on how hydrated Larry is. Take care of your feet and your feet will take care of you. Lest you want to foot buggerin bogeyman to pop out the closet and service them piggies while you slumber. Larry's coming for them toes, sugarplum.

deez nuts

dabbing is a way of life

*dabs*