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Recent reviews by Moose (Thalfir)

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703 people found this review helpful
72 people found this review funny
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22.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The human race is simply better off for this having been made. It's a benefit to mankind on the same level as fire, or electricity.
Posted 23 October.
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1 person found this review funny
9.8 hrs on record
games shorter than my temper, but it was a laugh aye
Posted 14 September.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Absolute banger of a game. Card themes, an absolute tonne of content in terms of effects. Its fun keeping an eye out for certain things, like one enemy with a helpful guaranteed heal that saved a run a couple times already.

Been hard to put this down since picking it up, much like Balatro before it.

Overall, just a sick lil pick up and play game that i'll be putting a solid minute into. :)
Posted 9 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
started dark, got darker, does what it says on tin, simples
Posted 8 June.
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963.1 hrs on record (949.5 hrs at review time)
still looking for my first cheater
Posted 18 April. Last edited 19 April.
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21.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Great game so far that takes everything from the first and turns it up to 11 in terms of action and quality.

Having seen the flurry of complaints about the MTX i was prepared to also be annoyed, before finding out within half an hour of playing that everything in the MTX store is completely obtainable for free in game. The review bombers may not know that as they wouldn't have put any time into the game I guess? Just to give them the benefit of the doubt :)

Performance issues are present, FPS dips from 100-120 in the wilderness to around 50-60 in the first main town. Definitely an issue there, not unplayable, will likely be fixed soon. That said, this FPS drop is my only detraction so far, everything else is fantastic, great game!
Posted 22 March. Last edited 22 March.
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42.6 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
A lot of fun. :)
Posted 25 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
73.6 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Outstanding.

Edit: I've had to come back to this review as a single word clearly doesn't do it justice. This game genuinely stands on its own atop a pile of "just one more run" games that, whilst all good in their own right, don't come close to Balatro.

Every run lends itself to individuality and strategy as it truly captures the feeling of playing the hand you are dealt, be that with the Joker choice, which deck you chose, the planet cards you've been fed etc.

Sometimes all hope is lost and then you pull that X mult joker that perfectly fits what you were trying to go for and all of a sudden the build goes from just scraping by to "To the moon!".

Other times, you've put together a build with an idea and the Jokers you pull punish your hubris and you stall out at Ante 7 like a melon, annoyed at yourself for not grabbing that rare Joker you could've built around back at Ante 4.

All that is just to say, Balatro is a fantastic game and will be a mainstay for me for a long time to come.
Posted 20 February. Last edited 25 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.2 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Anyone taking the time to read this review will be court-martialled. GET BACK OUT THERE SOLDIER.
Posted 15 February. Last edited 15 February.
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7.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Stunning auto-battler with a tonne of synergies (and plenty that don't synergise which will quickly end a run!). The depth already on offer having just released into Early Access is fantastic, long may development continue.
Posted 22 January.
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